Annoying Hot Bosses Club: Book 1

Dear Grumpy Horrible Boss,

It is with great disappointment that I must address your shortcomings as a lawyer. I am truly perplexed by how you managed to pass the bar, and even more so by how you can sleep at night while representing clients like Jack Whittington.

Just in case you were unaware, you do not have the authority to terminate my employment simply because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I choose to do on the weekends is entirely my own business and is not in violation of my employment contract. If I decide to revert to wearing coconut bikinis and popping out of cakes, that is my prerogative.

As soon as I secure my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am eagerly counting down the days until that inevitable moment. You must be delusional if you think I will be working from 6 am to 9 pm for the next month just to prevent you from reporting me to HR. Go ahead and report me, I could not care less, Mr. Wannabe hotshot playboy lawyer. You are not as attractive as you think, and I have no desire for your affections.

Additionally, I kindly request that you refrain from sending me late-night emails with lengthy to-do lists. I am not your well-paid assistant, and I have no obligation to cater to your every whim.

Sincerely, Lila Haversham

Dear Lila,

I hope you have the patience to count to infinity, because that is precisely how many more days you will be working for me. If your acting skills are on par with your dancing abilities, I highly doubt you will be making it big anytime soon.

Five words of advice: Do not quit your day job.

Yours truly, Max Spector

P.S. You have been provided with a new phone, which will allow us to communicate via text instead of email. Alternatively, if you prefer, we can communicate from the comfort of my bed. I would rather not have to christen that blow-up mattress again.

P.P.S. The actions you exhibited in the shower at the gym suggest a different story about how much you do or do not desire me. Care to drop the soap once more?

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